You haven't lived until you've listened to a gay white man singing in the voice of a dead black woman about bologna to his midget guitar teacher.

Clearly
Egyptians prefer their gays to come in pairs or trios, like I do.

I enjoyed the moment when Gabe slipped up about the minority exec program being filled with "too many" black people and then him realizing instantly how bad that sounded. Gabe isn't even a comic character like Kevin or Kelly. He's real.

I loved that they censored the crudely-drawn post-it breasts. It's the little things, you know?

"The werewolf, the actual homosexual giant calling Stan, and the appearance of Captain Crunch at the end were a little too "Family Guy" for me. "

Why not combine the two and dip your balls in peanut butter?

Mint soda might not be bad, but it would have to be more pepperminty and a little sweet to make it palatable for most. Shiso is just an oddball flavor overall (sort of minty, sort of grassy, sort of bitter and very perfumey in your mouth the way honeydew can be) so I can't imagine it would make a tasty soda. Ditto…

Everclear: the fugliest band of the '90s.

I'll never understand the level of contempt and anger directed at Courtney Love. The drugs, numerous plastic surgeries, mental issues, bad relationship with her daughter, rocky marriage and apparent inability to get past her husband's suicide make the fame whoring and uneven career seem more sad than awful. People…

I don't know why people seem to be acting as though Bieber is some amazing new phenomenon. Did everyone forget the boy band craze back in the late '90s? There were similar scenes of weeping, squealing tweens then and there will be similar scenes in the future when another generic-looking white kid with interesting…

Finding out that Usher hired a "swagger coach" for Bieber sealed my disdain for the kid.

Who says they all enjoy it? Isn't it racist to assume that?

Gabe is a perfect new addition. Every office has that petty bureaucrat type that everyone just loathes and who knows everyone loathes him/her. Now that everyone in the office is a lot friendlier with each other now than in S1 and Dwight and Michael don't instigate shit nearly as often as he used to, the show…

Agreed. Everyone's definition of "perfect" is different. I don't think a hot, sunny day is perfect. I prefer mellow autumnal weather or gusty, cool late winter/early spring. Sunshine day after day would bore me.

My theory as to why Ilana was being so careless with the dynamite was that she thought the Island would protect her, i.e. she has to guard the Candidates. She just didn't realize that her real job was to get some of them together and give them some information.

I agree, Jiminy. I also listen to terrible music when I'm at the gym. Bon Jovi, The Black Eyed Peas, etc. are perfect for workouts: mindlessly aggressive pop with a strong beat and it's loud enough to hear over everything else.

Britney Spears sometimes sings "me" as "may". I always assumed it was a southern white Disney thing.

I'm just surprised Family Guy didn't go for the trifecta of evil, lazy humor and add a few incest jokes (though the pedo guy made an appearance).

Good point Eazy E, though I disagree about Murphy Brown at least—her rants about whatever fit her character perfectly (being an opinionated, hard-nosed reporter and all).

Drolz is not even a particularly good troll. No one's really gotten riled up yet, despite his sad little attempts.