Oh good
It's not like I don't already have hundreds of titles in my queue already.

Moron. If you're going to be offensive, you must also be funny. Your shit just killed a kitten.

The corollary to this list would be…
elder statesmen covering contemporary hits to give 'em gravitas. One obvious example is Johnny Cash's version of NIN's "Hurt".

Fred Durst is a conflicted homosexual. Everyone knows this.

Fucking shame on you, Grammys
for having Stevie Nicks perform backup vocals for a girl whose tone deafness results in the butchery of her most famous song. My ears are still bleeding. And Stevie was reduced to shaking a fucking tambourine on that lame-ass cheerleader fairy princess birthday cake country cute number…

Outside of work, asshole. She went WAY out of her way to help him out of personal problems when she had no duty to do so. Anyone who's actually watched the stupid fucking show would know this, last comment motherfucker.

They're too phallic-looking.

Just because people don't disagree with you, that means they're parroting some party line? Perhaps those of us who thought Ugly Betty began to suck hard after the first season have actually, you know, watched the fucking show and thought about why it suddenly seemed worse. Also, the show was never "fantastic"—it was…

There's a difference between campy fun with good writing and campy fun with bad writing. Ugly Betty started out as the former and devolved into the latter. If the writing is so bad that you start to hate half the characters and lose any interest in following their adventures, then it's the bad kind.

Oh yeah, that America Ferrara is a hideous cow. Just look at these pictures!

It was killed by shitty writing
Plots that went nowhere, no character development (even instances of regress!), unlikeable protagonist, etc. etc.

I don't think either the MIB or Jacob is meant to be evil (or good). They're just black and white—opposing forces representing different things, perhaps even complementary (maybe necessarily so? In which case, I bet their eternal struggle was never meant to be resolved in either figure's favor…it's just meant to go on…

I don't crave new episodes of The Wire because it feels so complete and finished to me. There's nothing important left to explore in order to round out the story. It's done and it's good. I wish other TV series followed The Wire's attention to narrative structure—then we wouldn't have travesties like BSG's finale or…

Oh my god. Just start watching them already. What if you get run over by a bus tomorrow? What the fuck? "I'm saving these shows for when I'm deathly ill because my time is too precious now to waste on great entertainment."

Pish posh. I'm sure many of those trendy religious college kids truly do feel invested in their new faiths. That's the thing about teenagers—they're all about being annoyingly and unreasonably passionate about something until they lose interest. Which is sort of the dynamic they seem to be exploring with Zoe's friend…

What everyone said. The ship was actually an older model, from what I remember, and Adama deliberately chose not to have upgraded technology on it. The cylons were able to take over networked computers and destroy the rest of the fleet that way.

Apparently tax rates under Eisenhower weren't high because he was against communism.And he managed to create the interstate highway system using only dental floss and sheer grit.

It's a scene, not a musical genre.

No, what's aggravating about Leno is that he's portraying himself as a victim here when he's clearly getting exactly what he wants. He should just shut the fuck up about how NBC sucks already. Yeah, they fucked him too, but it doesn't compare to the reaming they've given Conan. Plus, Jay bent right over and took it…

Don't worry your little head, Johny. The AV Club took Chang to a nice farm in the country where he's free to run in the pastures all day and they feed him all the canned meat products he wants.