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Quick, hang on to my web, while I pull you out of the grey!

I unfriended my super right-wing Christian-homeschooling sister this work as a birthday gift to myself. It was a display of my power and my pettiness. Just like God and hurricanes.

It’s cuz Denis Villeneuve compared Jared Leto to Jesus the other day, and now the hurricanes have to teach that Jesus didn’t send the cast of Suicide Squad used condoms, HUNKA HUNKA, and dead animals.

DACA itself was a torture. Fucking give em citizenship (DO THIS) or don’t (NOT THIS)! Fuck the constant upheaval, and questions. Two years ain’t shit!

Before they got into a bitter divorce, the parents of a 5 year old had agreed, at the mother’s insistence, that he not be allowed to play video games before the age of 10.

My thoughts are: 1) he says and does absolutely literally nothing that addresses the problems created by White Supremacy 2) clearly feels that he is not a part of White Supremacy, that it’s “others” who do it, and 3) is acting like this shit is somehow new and noteworthy. So, my question still stands because plenty of

If she did (and I wouldn’t even begin to concede the point, GHWB’s grasp of foreign policy dwarfed HRC’s), it’s only because she studied oh so fervently at the feet of her self-proclaimed great idol, Henry fucking Kissinger, who also happens to be the greatest war criminal in American history. Her “grasp” of foreign

Calling Bill Maher a comedian is an awfully big stretch.

Congratulations, fellow white man. Here’s your Kinja acccount.

Look, maybe if you made a cable TV series that went from entertaining-if-mildly depressing to head-so-far-up-its-own-ass-its-eyes-are-in-its-small-intestine, you too could get away with a misstep like forcing female comics to watch you masturbate in a hotel room here and there.

Maher respects Detective Ice Cube and all the fine work he does on Law and Order: SVU.

Louis CK only jokes using the N word in between exposing himself to female comics. He doesn’t do it while arguing with Republican politicians. Learn the rules of liberaleze, for Christ’s sake.

The other headline is that USA Today does actual reporting.

Sure, Kevin Smith tells her that she gives him a boner and we defend him. But I tell her she gives me a boner and she asks me how I got in her trunk.

Half the commenters fled the site and he wasn’t one of them. Where is the justice?

Lol everytime i see someone reply to the BM, I know who’s on the right side of the argument.

FAKE NEWS!

I didn’t make great art after seeing Cop Out. It was miserable.

People keep praising Kelly as if he is doing America a favor. Sorry, but he is working hard to make an evil shit try and look Presidential..... fuck him, that’s not a gift wrapping that anyone wants.

My point is that everyone, everywhere, is xenophobic to some extent. It’s human nature.