Protip: being a Devil’s Advocate for absolute scum makes your priorities look highly suspect.

Okay, but what if instead we stop acting like this racist, transphobic Sandy Hook truther is someone we should be excited to see in any capacity? She’s a horrible fucking person that should not be a babyface—or employed—under any circumstances.

Ubisoft always brings it with the weirdness, if nothing else. The games may be boring, but at least we get a minute or two of people dancing in weird costumes to advertise whatever Just Dance game is coming out that year.

How about don’t run shitty candidates and then blame the voting bloc for not liking said shitty candidates?

Ah good, I was wondering how long it would take someone to pull out the “progressives aren’t really leftists/Democrats” canard.

Man, it took like no effort to get you to go from 0 to blitheringly racist.

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Oh cool, so you ARE explicitly saying that Ronan Farrow blowing up Weinstein’s spot was bad because he may have been a rapist but he was a rapist that was “on our side” and giving us money and we need all the help we can get. I’m sure you’re also totally convinced that you don’t have serious hatred of women issues, no…

Yes, you fucking asshole. The fact that every rich white man owned slaves doesn’t make the practice of owning slaves any less amoral and disgusting.

Here’s an idea: if you don’t want to be disrespected when you’re dead, don’t be a piece of shit who doesn’t deserve any respect.

Yeah no, that’s not answering the question, ya jabroni.

Then what the fuck do you call explicitly arguing that 25% of America’s women should be put to death (to say nothing of anyone who assisted them in getting the abortion) if not advocating for genocide?

Who gives a fuck? The entire state crumbles without the city and has the budget of Alabama. Get the fuck over it.

I know right? I mean, playing directly to the area of the state that generates the vast majority of the revenue and where almost half the people live, how could that work amirite???

That’s all well and good, but what do the Avenge Sevenfold fans have to say?

It’s like Huey Freeman always said: “Ronald Reagan is the devil.”

Uh, you know that wormholes were the final upgrade for the fultons in MGS5 and that equipping that upgrade was literally the only way you could extract some materials, right?

Shut up, whitey.

How does it feel to be the problem?

Why not both?