To the women who date/marry/have kids with these bigots....if they spend their days beating up on people of color, they’ll probably spend their evenings beating up on you.

So there are about 3.6 million DREAMERs, of which 18 million live in California. California has a population of about 40 million, of which nearly half are these same DREAMERs.

Has anyone tried to arrange a visit to Dallas yet?

Brevity is the soul of wit. Well done!

I keep writing and deleting a reply to you. I guess what I’m trying to pass on is:

i’m sure you can imagine but after reading your comment i now have the urge to post INXS gifs....

Have you met evangelical women? A lot of them really buy into that “obey thy husband” crap.

Well, it is difficult to proofread when you’re desperately attempting to eke out a bowel movement at the same time. Besides, proofreading is only for libtard east coast elitists

Millenials...seeking to balance indulgence with portion control...(popularized) Chicago Metallic’s Slice Solutions brownie pan set, which includes dividers to create 18 brownies.

“If schools are mandated to be gun free zones, violence and danger are given an open invitation to enter. Almost all school shootings are in gun free zones. Cowards will only go where there is no deterrent!”

“No problem!” she says

I was too much of a lush back then to get along with the straight-edge crowd.

American Idol.

This just in — Odell Beckham is 25 years old and very rich.

“It’s not dust, it’s DiGiorno”

You puritanical squares may want him suspended, but I personally don’t have any problem with pepperoni pizza.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

“White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders called it “pathetic” that Congress had failed to come up a compromise.”

These mass group exercise efforts bring back too many bad memories of traumatic childhood gym classes.

I guess I’ve never even thought of it that way. I always considered pro-abortion to mean pro-choice as in I WANT ABORTION TO BE AN AVAILABLE CHOICE to all. 🤷