I didn’t know any drug dealers (so far as I knew), but people working in tech in Seattle in 1997 (like me!) all had cell phones.

As fun as it is watching a sentient sebaceous cyst and an amoral skin lesion take turns throwing one another underneath busloads of racist yokels, it’s more fun to spend a bomb cyclone with a giant sheepdog.

except that with a dispensary, you know where the money is, where the inventory is, where the property is, and that no one will shoot back when you go to seize it all.

https://www.theonion.com/first-place-cops-looked-was-inside-at-at-1819587212

Well said. Enforcing marijuana bans at the federal level will fail for the same reason that prohibition failed in the 20s and 30s: in that instance, the states increasingly came to refuse to enforce prohibition, regarding the law as a federal one, to be enforced federally, and not one they wanted to devote state…

I’m sure you can buy a Dodge Challenger in Neurosyphilis Orange.

A lot of these articles point back to decades-old trump interviews. He has always been a narcissistic idiot. But he was once a coherent, narcissistic idiot capable of using three syllable words and maintaining a train of thought for 15 seconds. The decline is staggering.

I’m not gonna lie, Australia’s police forces have their own issues - entrenched racism, almost-as-bad homophobia, and a long history of corruption - but your country’s law enforcement scares the crap out of me. At least our cops aren’t toting around military-grade armaments, and as bad as they are they don’t go around…

I suddenly have this vision of Donald Trump wearing fake, giant hands, like Charlie Kelly’s Uncle Jack.

I’ve been using the Kinjamprove add-on for Chrome, and it’s been pretty great at making Kinja somewhat less unbearable.

Can Trump please get indicted, arrested, stroked out or whatever the fuck already? I don’t think I can hack another year of this shit.

Yup. “I can’t deal with my own guilt, so I’m going to hope you’ll perform even more emotional labor for me by unpacking it and teaching me to be better.”

I had already won the nomination by defeating seventeen candidates, often described as the most talented field ever assembled in the Republican party.

A cursory look at your comment history leads me to the conclusion that there really isn’t any point in continuing whatever this is with you.

“I feel bad for treating you like shit. How can you not make me feel bad about it?”

“Mr. President, your authentication code please.”

How the fuck did we come to this?

I don’t think Trump believes anyone else is actually alive and has internal thoughts.

I’m sure Trump has never found Melania’s nuclear button.