Honestly, that photo was the most jarring part of the article. I’m guessing these kids (kids!) were terrified, tossing desks and cabinets in front of the door, in hopes of living. How does one even process this later in the day??? What a fucking nightmare world we are handing over to our kids.... Guns need to be…

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Dipshit, hate to break it to you, that is not an apology. See, a very important component of an apology is, like, saying you’re sorry.

Hmmm, that actually sounds like a net win!!!

More young people being totally amazing!! It may take some time, but I’m starting to have the tiniest spark of hope that this country may someday be a kinder and better place.

Jesus fuck. Fuck off you horrid old ghoul. DON’T KNOW ABOUT MURDER?? Do you even comprehend what these kids went through six weeks ago, you hateful, gun-humping monster? Take a break from murdering animals and saying insane things, maybe try some self-reflection.... Or, do humanity a favor and step in front of a…

Ack! This is what I was thinking as soon as I read the name change comment, and my day was made that this was the first thing in the comments.

“OMG!! This weekend, I’m TOTALLY going to go out and get pregnant, because I really, really want to have an abortion in early June, as a fun summer kick-off!!” Said nobody, ever.

As the owner of one, I say, meh, nothing to write home about.... :)

I...I think I love you....

Oh, totally, standing in my kitchen, it makes perfect sense. But with one foot strapped into a board, kinda vegging out and enjoying the sun, on a conveyance that’s never gone backward, except for a moment at the bottom?? It would take me several seconds to get my shit together, and if I were over a 60-foot bowl? …

I do not believe in a god or demons, but if demons did exist, they would live in a chairlift.

A former coworker was bragging how she hadn’t read a single book since high school. She must have been in her early 30s. I was a college student at the time, and still managed to squeeze in non-school reading. 20 years later, I still remember how flabbergasted I was by her proclamation. Now, if I don’t get through…

I went on a hike with my geologist father last weekend, and we were talking about some of the soil strata (nerd alert), when he mentioned it was unusual to see sandy sediment at this altitude and he wasn’t sure what event caused it. I said, “Because jesus,” to which he replied, “3000 years ago.” And then we laughed…

I read that as “worst US in history,” and it seemed 100% accurate.

Hugs. I was just discussing the very same with a friend yesterday. We’ve both dealt with crippling depression, and a mutual friend who has been struggling is now in the “posting overly fake-positive Instagram photos with exclamation points” phase. See, if we look ok to the world, that means we aren’t broken…

One difference - you learned from your mistake. Sir Fuckwad is *below* 13 year old you. Can’t he do us all a favor and drop dead??

Me too!! Not the older millenial thing (I was out of college by Columbine), but I think this is amazing. The hateful, ancient fucks running/ruining this place will never change. We need young, invigorated people to slowly but surely replace them.

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