@LadyLooLauren: I laughed so hard my wife woke up.

Last summer, an ass tried to troll me on Xbox Live by swearing at me.

@Archaotic: one game does not a genre save.

The one thing I've learned through counseling is that the suicidal believe that the suffering of those around them will be lessened with their leaving.

Ralph pls go.

All I see in that pic is that Ezio Auditore or Altair is going to assassinate the hell out of that Android.

As much as I hate to say it, the most visceral reaction I've ever seen to holiday videogame cheer was World of Warcraft. I hate to say it because the girl at the time who was playing it was more immersed in Azeroth than in the lights outside, but the game put up festive trees and snow and added a layer of fun and…

In other news, I now have the Smiths in my head.

On another blasphemous note...

The headline byline has 2/3rds of a right idea.

The only thing this reminds me of is Saw.

"When I find myself in the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."

The Wikileaks had the support of the public until it accomplished two things

I'd like to see what the lovable bastards at Ubisoft have come up with on their own, proved in concept to their superiors that it works, and feel confident in presentation enough to give to their viewing public.

Ultimately, I like jobs more than discounts. Amazon's a big company, but an online retailer doesn't provide the taxes, the jobs, the vitality that is the community that I choose to live.

@jabber: I feel your pain, but opting out of taxes doesn't necessarily inflict change or pain on those executives, it actually punishes the blue collar workers who perform those services under increasingly spare conditions. That's true in companies as well as the public sector.

I never see the problem with paying sales tax. It funds schools, roads, infrastructure, and many of the reasons that I choose to live in the community I'm in.

@SolidOrange: wait a year.

@Fizzter: I lol'd heartily

Every time I hear the term Foursquare mayor, I want to punch something trendy.