Sad thing is, if it was just a few scientists, this process would have taken longer.

If i want real sword combat, I want an enemy that wants me to die as quickly and as violently as possible. These enemies don't seem ready for the kill, and that kind of bores me after this many Zelda games.

Yes.

People may mock this, but this is a secret weapon. Dancing is a powerful, charming thing for many ladies, and had this been available when I was 14, maybe I'd learn to dance for real instead of a 4x4 square.

@ithyphallus, 13382: I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Double post sadness

I knew I was the controller when I was 12 and realized that bathrooms had locks and a loud fan.

@Kyran: I lold.

@Kyran: I lold.

Much like a cook at Benihana, there's more flipping than actual work going on.

Why isn't he wearing thick rimmed white glasses?!?!

I worked for a newspaper. While it's true ad revenue has declined, the company's that have failed are the companies who rely on shareholders. In the mid to late nineties, most large to midsize newspaper companies went on a buying spree. Those loans are now due, and some in default, because the fact that A. they…

Mama Mia...

Guess that Stockholm Syndrome really does the trick.

I visit Kotaku more than Facebook. Since you guys get paid by the clicks and not by what I "like" on Facebook, I think that's a more suitable arrangement for all parties except for Mark Zuckerberg, which makes it all the more suitable for me.

Since it's less of a media convention and more of a celebration, I'd say the ban is fine. c

@ChibiMana: If I could still promote people I'd promote you.

That is the sexiest thing I have seen all day.

The fools. Although I will say, with many of the in-roads that Sony is making with previously exclusive developers, their model is in serious trouble.

@CloserDivision: If it was emulation, Sony would at least have something to crow about with monthly figures.