Can the Patriots please re-sign Welker so I can make a deflated balls joke about this horse?

Props to the ref

Can someone who is more versed in the game tell me what a coach does in game that wouldn’t be better served by a “captain” player making the decisions who has a feel for the actual game and who is aided by information fed to him by a team of “coaches” whose job it is to just constantly watch the game for trends and…

How do you have conversations in real life? Do you hold up a screen to incorporate GIFs since you can’t otherwise make a point? It’s ironic that I am racist and that you think you’re calling me out on that as some triumph but that you misidentified why me being racist is problematic in this case. You think it’s…

You made a comment, I gave you a thoughtful response, but you’re incapable of holding a conversation. I’ll be here if you’d like to have a discussion about this or whatever instead of whatever nonsense GIF-based chat you’re hoping will get you stars and such.

Clover is black. I don’t know about her height so I wouldn’t be able to make such an equivalent point. This is a forum for women and this is a show about women who feel they face struggle because of something about their appearance over which they have no control. The historical struggle for tall women in no way…

*thinks* “please don’t be racist please don’t be racist”

“Colored” Women Gripe About Being Negroes in New Reality Show

Is Ruben Amaro really THAT bad? Jeez

Typical woman. Trying to get me to flush. Let me mansplain you something. The smell of a man’s evacuations wafting through your home mean you’ve succeeded in life.

From time to time we’ve seen stuff on athlete tax filings and the complexity of all the different states and such but - question - when they get paid are taxes not being accurately deducted from their salaries somehow? And/or from the endorsement money because that’s basically self-employment income? Like for an…

Truth!

Don’t worry, you’re not a sportswriter, there was a U.S. women’s world cup game you still haven’t reported on, just like the last one. Fucking failures.

Phillies:Baseball::Deadspin:Coverage of the U.S. Women’s World Cup Games

What’s the best way to find a genealogist? Can everyone do everything or is there a way to find someone who is best suited to search for someone who knows about lineage from background with my nationality, etc?

If I know relatively little about my family (names and places for grandparents but really nothing beyond that) what should I expect to spend on a pro research project? I see the hourly prices but if I want to go back a few generations beyond that - and I understand things could vary widely - but is that something…

No one counts New Hampshire farms

Employing people is not a war crime

Read what he wrote. He implied that farmers’ daughters are not good christians and just fuck. Obviously we’re all just joking around about the porn implications and easy sex part but realistically no one goes on Farmers Only not expecting to find 99% christian girls, so if you’re really looking for easy sex you might…

Farmers Only and Christian Mingle are basically the same thing. I know the comment base here doesn’t believe any actual conservatives/christians/republicans exist despite the 50/50 approximate split in all elections for the past 15 years but, generally speaking, anyone you meet in an area where farms exist is also a…