Good sports blog. You hear that, you overlord prick bosses? They wrote a fucking sports blog, are you happy now?

Bears are giant dogs in the same way tigers are giant tabby cats. I’m sure science will back me up on this one.

Jim Spanfeller looks like a guy who gives his niece lingerie for her birthday.

Whoa there Satan 

Seriously! But ALSO it’s the fucking day before Halloween: Reese’s Pumpkins, which are objectively the best Reese’s possible due to size, surface area, etc.

I like this list. The idea of eating more than one or two cadbury eggs is upsetting to me.

Really? Putting all the M&Ms together when there are clearly great M&Ms and just OK one—

/reads the links, understands the post now

No Almond Joy? Jesus, things really ARE bleak.

*goes on amazon and orders five cases of getting hit by a bus gummy bears for the deadspin staff*

Thanks for sticking to the sports content! I love this sports.

“Stick to candy!”

Another voice in support of a subscription based deadspin 2.0. My assumption is that deadspin’s readers have more disposable income than average, so this business model might actually be feasible.

Get the Kickstarter up already.

I came here to say, if there’s any investors who are either readers, or who are eying this situation, I would totally be down to pay a subscription to Deadspin 2.0 or UnDeadspin. Actual human dollars, and not just ad revenue. And I’d like to think I’m not alone in that thinking, either. Let someone else’s fuck up be…

Seconding the relationship with the site and also that promise. You just know something’s gotta give, the corporate morons up top have made it clear they won’t stand for the shit the writers pulled yesterday - which by the way is absolutely, 100% in keeping with what we’ve come to expect from this team, and what we…

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

THIS ISN’T 100% ABOUT SPORTZ, I’M NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN. I WANT ALL SPORTS ALL THE TIME AND NO OTHER INFORMATION ABOUT THE OUTSIDE WORLD THAT COULD MAKE ME A BETTER AND MORE INFORMED PERSON. THANKS.

Just whisper in my ear that everything is going to be ok. Even if it’s a lie.

Drew. you have given me more entertaining, witty, and poignant CONTENT than any other writer i’ve followed in my life. thank you, and thank your colleagues for their tremendous work over the years.

Ahh! You’re still here! The funbag lives! Deadspin isn’t completely dead for at least one more day! Thank God.