Not only is he a quisling, he totally fucking looks like Vidkun Quisling himself.

The left’s normalization? That’s a laughable strawman in the face of the multiple calamities right-wing conservatism, fascism and nazism has caused around the world.

He makes Dubya look like a fucking Rhodes scholar. This is the same Dubya who didn’t know how to put on his rain poncho at the inauguration.

zenyatta Fucks

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Stop calling her a Jackie Kennedy wanna- be. She’s clearly a Carla Bruni knock-off.

anders, bishounen version. (the black feathers really work with his act 3 wardrobe change)

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

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Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

I believe she’d be better named as Kremlin Kelly.

It certainly crosses over with the mythology-porn crowd.

Never mind that the Gospel of Mark almost certainly was written after Revelation, and probably a couple other books of the New Testament as well.

For anyone interested: I looked up Revelations 22:18 and the general consensus is that it says that one shouldn’t alter the MEANING of the text or mis-interpret it deliberately to fit one’s own agenda. (Hmmmm.) The most radical, literalist interpretation is that one should not in any way alter the text; but that…

Only write about this forever okay thanks

The main takeaway from this election: the bulk of Mormons genuinely believe the ethical redlines in their scriptures, the bulk of evangelicals are exactly the craven amoral fucknuts everyone else has always suspected.

Heh — he dies and she’s all alone and doesn’t know what to do; cut to the last scene where she approaches a stasis pod with a wrench. Inside the pod we see a cameo appearance by Chris Evans...

Roll credits.