it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I, too have had it with these bad Sombras and nasty Winstons

Boise State looking like The Mormon Never-Tackle Choir.

I love you.

He IS the one-man apocalypse haha

But he swings the chain like Roadhog.

Reaper lines for Ghost Rider seems like the obvious next move.

Poor D.VA :v Must be a sad day for her.

Yeah, women doing their jobs in a professional capacity should totally expect and accept sexual harassment, because this is the Internet and everyone knows women aren’t human beings here.

Sorry, I’m a Misty supporter.

What has Mercy ever done for this country? She’s not even American. Runs around, healing, which I’m told is “support”, I don’t buy it. Can’t even shoot rockets. Sad!

Trump has 0% support play time.

Jesus Drove a Honda Accord, Everyone knows that

Yesterday during skirmish I met an Ana (in ghoul costume) on the other team who, rather than trying to kill me, walked up to me and gave me candy. It was wonderful, because my whole team noticed this and everybody rushed over to peacefully receive candy!

And now, I present to you a teaser from my new documentary The Inner Turmoil of Brooks Marlow.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

Lady Bracknell would not approve of this.

Man at bar: I can’t believe she wen’t with that loser. He doesn’t even captain his own ship.

And, in truth, Dick Cheney was probably allowed to sit because he is legally dead.

My Hawke ended up with Anders basically by default, because everyone else that she wanted to romance betrayed her to the desire demon. I suppose Anders probably would have as well, but Justice couldn’t! I probably should have gone with Isabella, tbh.