nov15-22
nov15-22
nov15-22

Wow! Great post! iPhone 11 didn’t include:
Pointless charging gimmick
Pencil with nowhere to put it?
New cellular technology that nobody is clamoring for and .02% of the population has access to.
That one thing that apple said they’d never have on phones (is 256GB not enough??)
Ports removed generations ago
Hard hitting

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

Steelers fans like him again now

Chik-Fil-A drive thru also goes much faster because the menu is much simpler, meaning there is a lot less customization and faster order processing...

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

Your whole thread is gold right here lol make love to his wife I died....some people can’t take a joke and if you are serious that makes it even better hahaaa

First I go home and make love to YOUR wife 

Doesn’t matter 

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

I’ll cop to the errors not in the pull quotes but my use of the word literally was spot-on.   

Not to mention the fact that he’s an ex-Mercedes dealer tech. So while he’s not specifically a BMW expert, he’s a hell of a lot more knowledgeable, and better equipped with tools/lifts/etc. than pretty much any average Joe Shadetree. 

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”

To be honest, as much as it has been fun to laugh at this utter insanity of a train wreck, it is also really sad to see Brown be released as he is among the best, if not the best, WR in NFL today. So the fact that we don’t get to see his brilliance, especially due to something as insane as this, is tragic in a way.

The Raiders got Cold Feet fast

Your partner has the palate of a 5 year old. (this is likely unfair to many 5 year-olds out there)

Consider yourself un-grayed. (Happy to do it, as this is one of the oddest stories in here.)

Was on a 2nd date with a woman who was super excited about her desert. She had been talking about getting it from the time we decided that was where we were going. She took one bite then offered me some. While reaching my fork over to get a bite I managed to knock my entire glass of red wine into the desert bowl. My