Dan Plesac is every team’s remember that guy guy. 

Which one of your butlers or chefs prepares that for you every morning?

He promised to close the ties, and, sure enough, the ties are closer than ever!

The best eggs Benedict I’ve ever had was made with fresh Dungeness crab, but I can definitely get behind salmon (fresh or smoked) Benedict.

I 100% guarantee that she’s said “No really, where are you from?” to more than one ethnically ambiguous person in her life, including her own fucking husband.

Eggs Benedict with fresh salmon under the egg.

Don’t put down Emmitt like that. I’m sure he would have been the day manager.

Two comments. 1. The no-show policy has been a thing for a long time. 2. There is no airline rule the airlines will not waive unless doing so would violate FAA regulations.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

1) Never, ever buy the rock-bottom “super bare bones economy” ticket. A little extra on the front end usually gets you things like the ability to choose your seat, or change your flight, maybe an extra carryon bag (which, depending on your travel, may save you from paying a checked bag fee). 2) Although it is frowned…

I mean, it IS good news

Can’t imagine either. Certainly I’m the only person to ever point it out.

If they hadn’t gotten together then there would have been no reason to add those adorable couples and their “how we got together” stories to the movie, and then I wouldn’t know to say “I knew the way you know about a good melon” at random times in my life- and obviously always when I am choosing a melon.

It’s just Annie Hall--but with a happy ending. If they’d split at the end, it’d just be... Annie Hall.

Normally I’d agree but I think the ending is perfect. One of the few romantic speeches I actually find romantic. And having them be the final couple in those vignettes made perfect sense.

the slippery slope is a logical fallacy, rendering your entire post irrelevant. 

Okay thanks. I think my issue is I misread the story. I thought the pot value (not the all-in bet value) was $22 million, and I’m realizing that his call was much higher than I originally believed it to be. I’ve played tournaments and made a habit of eyeballing chip stacks to measure my activity properly, I’m just…

This. It’s like if a black man wrote an essay about Obama and heavily implied he wasn’t a real black man because he never joined a gang or smoked crack. It’s literally criticizing the man for not embodying stereotypes.

Well this gay man found parts of the article to be quite homophobic. Calling a gay man “Mary” in an attempt to degrade and belittle him is pretty textbook homophobia.

Is it possible that it’s maybe not outright homophobia, but still pretty shitty to criticize someone for not being gay the way you want them to be (politician or not)?