This is dumb, but I love it because you know the Facebook and Google crawlers are going to pick this up and people are gonna click getting all fired up like “How can you even blame Messi for this?!! The defense (blah blah blah)” and show up here all ready to fight only to find a link to an article about tax evasion.

I really hope all the ‘fraud’ articles over the last month were just to lay the groundwork for this joke.

The most irritating thing about this match was the fact that Argentina never should have had that final chance at the end. What could (and should) have been a red shown to Otamendi netted them another minute of time. I understand what stoppage time is for and how it works, but if I’m the ref, especially after that…

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

I was offered a job here last summer. When I read the contract, I decided to ghost them (it basically said anyone can harass anyone, the justification being the sewer like comments users leave on their posts, but the protection blatantly extended to employees themselves harassing each other).

Don’t forget, half of deadspins readers are bored lawyers desperately trying to convince themselves they’re funny. Like me.

Hey, I resemble that remark

hahaha man this hit way too close to home. 

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

Clearly you didn’t know about the tiebreakers and you’re now trying to back-pedal.

The games both ended 1-0, which meant Japan and Senegal were tied on points, goal differential, head-to-head record, and goals scored. Senegal had Japan on the ropes in their matchup, but they allowed Keisuke Honda to steal a late draw in the 78th minute.

That defender on the near post looks pretty frickin’ cavalier about the whole thing.

The worst way would have been a coin flip, but this is the second-worst way to be eliminated, I agree. 

One parent takes the oldest and youngest child, so the oldest can help out with minor tasks. The second parent and the middle child then get some one-on-one time, which would probably be greatly appreciated by both.

I don’t know whether this guy was a veteran, but they’d better play “Taps” in double-time at his funeral.

Parents on one flight, kids on the other?

baseball has a lot more collisions than people realize. players running into players or inanimate objects while tracking fly balls. players sliding into bases that defenders are on and taking knees to the head.

FIFA has already announced that Qatar’s team in 2022 will be in a group with the federated states of Micronesia, Lilliput and PS 109.

STICK TO SPORTS!

Guess which team is about to ride the Polonium Express?