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Functional editing was included with the Jalopnik Gold membership when I first signed up. I want my money back!

You get the editing you pay for.

I thought the post today about the dude shooting wildly through his own windshield and then thinking the dashcam footage exonerated him was Peak Florida - but a rocket launch delayed by a stray cruise ship (in a pandemic, when no person in their right mind would get on a freaking floating petri dish...) probably takes

For all the deserved shit we give Elon and Tesla, Space X is actually doing some amazing world leading things

I hope it’s not.

A buddy of mine just bought an E-class wagon. He told me he really wanted to get an SUV, but the wagon was easier for his aging dog to climb into.

As readers report, car keys are not recognized, assistance systems react incorrectly or fail, emergency braking is initiated without an emergency, the app and the car show different mileage, the traffic sign recognition detects signs that are not there, the entertainment system sometimes fails completely .

You might have a point, except the NHTSA made the same comment 6 months ago. saying that they were still waiting after 18 months for a response from Tesla and pointed out that the 6 other companies they reached out to on the exact same issues had responded.

I think the issue is that a lot of people don’t understand manufacturing and assembly, so they just think “well it works right?”

12k miles....that’s seriously low expectations.

absolutely agree. Tesla is on my list of “cars to avoid”. Proudly sharing the space with FCA/Jeep and some other Peugeots... 

Next time Elon is at the Depot, he needs to grab a pallet of these little beauties.

It is kinda funny you can buy super-expensive carbon-fibre “door handle cover plates” to accentuate just how mis-aligned those popper-door-pulls are on a Model X.  Even with the Brand Name “TESLA” proudly displayed...

After reading this article and the forum thread, I need a drink.

My favorite is the chronic mis-alignment of these pieces of junk...