So I guess to be completely safe, you should just maintain that blood/alcohol level whenever you are wrenching.

But! $12,000 is probably about what the depreciation would be on a new one after a year. So as long as you don’t mind the inconveniences of a car that needs fixing all the time...

Kudos on using the awful Atari 5200 controller as the canonical example of what not to do.

Ouch ouch ouch owwwy ouch.

A neighbor has TWO X-Type WAGONS.

Gated shifty?

I’m impressed if CARB actually caught the cheat.

They’ll just have to get Airpods because courage.

And they’ve figured out how to sell a minivan to people who “would never own a minivan.” Explains the “falcon doors,” I guess.

Your own personal Enigma machine would be one of the few things cooler / geekier than your old Jeep.

All good examples, but Teh Penguin of Doom’s high school classmate’s example just hurts.

Tyler and Tavarish: Making terrible purchase decisions so we don’t have to.

This is a wonderful and obscure wonderfully obscure reference.

I’m going to interpret “He certainly knows the facts” as “We have certainly communicated the facts to him.”

I cannot even tell you how awesome I found this article. Thank you!

This is a smart, well-written response on a divisive topic.

This. Driving a Tesla with autopilot is like riding with a student driver: you have to be vigilant and ready to take over at a moment’s notice.

This was indeed a wrenching story.

I still regret not buying my neighbor’s low mileage Toyota pickup a few years ago (so small, compared to today’s trucks!) and I feel like making an offer every time I see someone with a well-maintained Ranger.