Both of them will have to head outside the city limits.

“Ran when parked?”

Awesome writing, I mean, factual reporting!

It seems sometimes like Sergio doesn't really like the car business.

“Tell you what, we come back and find out he’s murdered his family, I owe you a Coke.”

This is crappy news...and I’m sorry to hear it. We will really miss your stuff, but expect with your talent you’ll be picked up somewhere quickly.

As desirable as this is, what would I do with this car?

It’s entrepreneurship like that the Labor Department really doesn't capture in the stats.

Jason, what is a weird dream like for you?

Agreed!

This is why I love April 1st: The one day of the year everything on the Internet is treated with the doubt the other 364 days deserve.

Having lived with a Tesla Model S, it’s a little different experience when your gauges / navigation / infotainment / backup camera / etc. lock up and you have to call support who basically says “yeah, that happens...you need to hit (Tesla equivalent of) <Ctrl-Alt-Del>.”

It was the best steering wheel in the Tupperware catalog at the time!

Well, seriously...you are a consistently positive contributor in a sea of snark (including me!)

Now, today, that may seem to be an odd choice for Calvin’s dad, who seemed to have a decent mid-level white collar job, owned a home, and all those trappings of middle class living.

I would gladly contribute to this fund for $kaycog’s many kind contributions to the community here!

Brutal.

Thanks! And, thanks for taking the time to make the video of actually wrenching!

My apologies.

“Hillary 2016" is the obvious bumper sticker here.