While buying this would be lunacy, your writing is awesome.

You have an excellent username, especially for this topic.

Wow, well said.

The first thing he needs to do is sort himself out (famous multi-millionaire berates and punches an underling over a steak? Really?)

Very nicely said. He's entertaining, but there's something...troubled there.

The most entertaining use of strikethrough I've seen. Much enjoyment of your wit here, so thanks!

Don't tell yourself you have to write out anything in order. Some people think you should start at the beginning, and that is as far from the truth as you can get.

There's a Turducken joke in here somewhere...

There's a Turducken joke in here somewhere...

Agreed! I bought a gently-used car secondhand as my daily (though newer than your examples) and I enjoy it more every day because I don't have the cost of a house in the Midwest tied up in it.

Mechanically fearless, even then!

That has to be the most sci-fi cgi-looking thing I've ever seen on a real airplane.

1. Tavarish buys said 911, purely as part of his Jalopnik work of course.

Sure, but did she get a ground speed check? Because that's what gives a story staying power.

I'm late to the party here, but damn, now I want one of these!

...except all those administrative duties might cut into his writing time. Which would be a loss for humanity / wookiees.

It's almost as if the person who designed the interior has working eyes and hands. It's better than cars that cost twice as much.

I thought so. I'm just wondering if there were more H models that were mothballed for parts or whatever that could potentially be reactivated.

Another great article, thanks!

Based on my history with deer