Psst ... they just dropped Christmas Nutty Bars. Top tier.

He wishes someone told him what a grind it was, and I wish they hired someone good at hosting The Daily Show after Jon left. No one gets what they want all of the time.

The interior not being updated since 1992 is a feature and not a bug.

Get out of here with this dork ass take.

Dave remains incredibly talented and unique as a performer. I also have zero interest in watching anything he does because I can’t get with the way he sees the world.

My wife *refuses* to eat Butterfingers since they rolled out the new version. She swears it tastes noticeably worse than the OG version, whereas I swear Buterfingers are trash candy bars and both versions are bad.

As a former high school sports reporter, travel sports are a plague.

Is there a single-player experience in Snap, or is it all multiplayer? I’m intensely uncompetitive and I don’t want to play against actual people, but the ads make it seem neat.

The wild thing about Satanic Panic is that I’ve never met a Satanist who wasn’t cooler than someone self-identifies as a Christian.

I don’t miss any chain restaurant food like I miss Chi-Chi’s Twice Grilled BBQ Burrito.

I tell people that I used to dream about Bennigan’s Wheelhouse Burger - a burger with a fried mozzarella cheese wheel on top and covered in marinara sauce - and I’m always greeted with shock, disgust and interest.

I was about to say that. I’ve lived in the south long enough to know about the hold Publix has on Florida - and also me.

Thank you.

Love self check-out. Literally the last thing I want to do at a grocery store is make eye contact or have a conversation with someone else.

Kel’s on my short list of actors that I’m always happy to see on my screen. He’s not at the level of Kurt Russell, but he’s definitely on the list.

The modern-day part of the story has always been infinitely more interesting to me than the historical stories. Frustrating.

I get so bummed out thinking about how that story just ... never got wrapped up.

I can’t believe this show is still a thing.

There’s only so many words you can use to describe this story.

Publix’s B&W cookies are not too shabby!