Literally nothing about this story makes sense. How can someone ignore warnings IN THEIR OWN GODDAMN APARTMENT?

I have a J-Pouch, so the joke’s on this study because I poop 5-6 times a day.

I hate that I agree with you because I adore football and I’m so excited that college football is back, but yeah ... you’re right.

I say this every time In-N-Out is brought up, but it’s mediocre fast food that is only made popular due to its small geographical footprint.

Akron is weirdly segregated. I lived there for a few years after college, and you definitely noticed where one neighborhood ended and the other began. Also Swenson’s.

He’s not wrong. I’m a white person, and I can’t figure out how any white person could come at LeBron for anything other than racially motivated reasons. The guy’s been in the public spotlight since high school and never done anything wrong, has a loving family and is using his power and influence to make the world…

Of course I support WNBA players making more money, but I honestly don’t know the financial situation of the league. I don’t know that it’s a tremendously financially successful league, so maybe there’s a simple financial reason why they don’t make as much in terms of percentage.

Jezebel has mostly been one large unnecessary article lately. The staff just seems super into lumping everyone into one category.

Still better than living in a Heaven that it turns out is totally cool with people like Jeff Sessions. If it turns out you’re supposed to live like Jeff Sessions, I’d rather be in Hell with all the cool people.

As a former Catholic who doesn’t believe there’s anything for us after death, I feel like I’d rather be proven right and just stop existing than spend eternity in an afterlife that would endorse the beliefs of these people.

There are plenty of very intelligent people who served in the military, but also remember that the stupidest person you knew in high school went on to sign up for the military. Now take that stupidest person you knew in high school and multiply that by a very large number.

He won’t be at Duke long enough to reach peak Duke status.

Thor: The Dark World was boring, but it can’t be the worst MCU movie in a world where Iron Man 3 exists.

I think that’s my problem as well. The African-American wrestlers in the WWE shouldn’t be the only ones upset by bringing Hogan back and accepting Hogan’s sorry ass “apology.”

I was thinking that as well. Knowing nothing at all about Japanese pop music, that one guy in the “boy band” looks old enough in the face to have sons in their own boy band by now.

Remember when Hulk Hogan said the N word on tape, then WWE let him back if he apologized, except he didn’t apologize: he told the wrestlers to make sure no one was recording them the next time they said something awful, and then remember how none of these same WWE talents voiced their outrage over how ridiculous that…

18? Jeeze, and I’m a guy.

The sad part is that I don’t even know why his staffers would have to formulate a strategy if that tape were ever released. Most of the people who voted for Trump would celebrate him saying the N word.

I’ve always wondered if the syrup itself is loaded with sugar. Kind of defeats the purpose if I get a Diet Cherry Coke, but the cherry syrup is HFCS’d up.

+1 Galley Boy