I should note that Greg Paulus went to Syracuse, not Illinois.

#SoBrave

Agreed. It *is* possible to 100% believe that statue needed taken down (and never should have gone up in the first place), but also not blame the sheriff for doing his job and also acknowledge that people could have been hurt when it came down and maybe large groups of understandably angry people just deciding to do…

I don’t get why we can’t be honest and just say that hot dogs are garbage food enjoyed by people willing to settle for garbage food. The sooner we can just be honest with each other, the sooner we can move forward as a nation.

There feels like a different level of introspection so far this season. I don’t know if that’s the result of the new writer’s room or not, but I like what they’ve done so far.

Desist? Did you just go all Robocop on us?

Yeah. It’s not like he smokes pot or anything super crazy.

Huh. Usually when you see a headline that starts with “Internal (Company) Memo Details ...” you expect to read something awful. It’s nice to see them making an effort to diversify their workforce.

It says Genius right there on their lanyard.

Ok. Thanks.

My argument is that the person who would fiercely support the cake owner is the same person who would cry that they’re being unfairly treated by the coffee shop owner.

Isn’t the whole argument of people who bemoan that a cake shop would have to be forced to serve someone whose life they don’t agree with that it’s their business and their right to serve how they want and who they want? This doesn’t seem any different — just don’t give them your business if you don’t like what they…

One time I went to an Apple Store to address a problem with my MacBook and the Genius Bar guy stood right next to me as he Google’d answers to the problem I turned to him to fix.

It’s their game and they can do whatever they want because it’s their creation, just like how I think that’s stupid and it turns me off of wanting to play the game. World keeps spinning.

It doesn’t. Congrats on the sex.

And here I thought I was the only person with the hot take that Jim Tressel is *dramatic zoom-in* actually a low-key dirtbag that built a great brand for himself as a molder of young men when he has cheated and enabled everywhere he’s been.

I’ve never met someone who chose Starbucks over another coffee brand because *the non-Starbucks* coffee tasted like burnt dick.

“That was the greatest strikeout in the history of our sport!”

Whatever. I saw them live on this tour and they were great, and The Block and 10 are hella-catchy albums. Come at me.

I spit game on my fiancé constantly, and I don’t plan to stop that anytime soon.