I get scam calls at least 5 times a day. I send them to voicemail and it’s always some recorded message from either the IRS or “treasury department” threatening to start “the legal proceedings” if I don’t call them back. I also keep getting calls from some fraternal order of police asking for donations. Those are from…

Did anyone else read de prezident’s parts to themselves in a bad Russian accent? Like right now I have a Russian version of “I’m a Thug” playing in my head. Just me?? Okay then, as you all were.

Thnx!

Can you link to the rebuttal texts you’re referring to?  I googled and didn’t come up w/anything from him. 

I’m *hoping* that the bus really was full but what got the prick fired was the prick being a prick and saying prick-like shit.  Like how hard would it have been for that asshole to be like, “my bad, the bus was full and I forgot to turn on the light” and go about his fucking day?  No, he had to be a prick and now he’s…

Had Jenner been born into any other family to anyone other than Kris Jenner, a savage businesswoman with an eye for making money, who knows how successful Kylie would actually be?

Also, correct me if I’m wrong, didn’t she only get paid like $50K for her role? She agreed to a pretty low salary knowing that the film was going to get made on a budget or not at all, she hasn’t complained about said salary, and is still getting dragged for not wanting to do a bunch of press on top? Maybe this…

There was something off about their relationship that made the whole thing icky. It wasn’t their age difference per se but when she would talk to him like a lost school girl and he’d be into it {{shudder}}. I also get the same ick feeling when I hear adult women use baby-talk voices with their partners. It skeeves me…

Bet money she’s a “would’ve voted for Obama a third time but Hill’s emails so Trump it is” type.

I can’t speak to all black women but I personally don’t mind if someone stops by my desk, compliments my hair, maybe asks a question or two and keeps it moving. Now that I’m older and don’t rely on chemically straightening it to death or weaves, I do a lot more with it. It’s pulled back in a bun most days but some…

My best friend has curly red hair and her son has even redder hair (like fire engine red).  It’s always little old white ladies (and when they lived in Japan, little old Japanese ladies) who would touch his hair and/or his face.  He didn’t like it and she told him it’s not rude to say “please don’t touch me”.  We’re…

14. Do you realize that I actually didn’t want to make this a race thing?

I don’t see the point you’re trying to make. Jewish people can have gross views too. Cheetolini’s jockstrap Stephen Miller is Jewish and he’s so gross his entire youth ran away from him.

It’s one of those things you just kind of knew but never heard anyone else say out fucking loud.

I read it as the manager was reluctant to give them the refund and was like take your money and leave immediately! When the couple, rightfully, didn’t leave w/o their kids and didn’t “repeckt his authorateee” as cinema manager/god he decided to let the po-po sort it out with the now “trespassers”.  Some people get…

I was about to post the same thing.

Whenever a white person on Fox “News” says, “I spoke to a black person and they said...” my immediate reaction:

I had a co-worker tell me in the middle of game 3 that she hoped GS won b/c she didn’t like LeBron. When I asked why she said he was as cocky as Kanye. Me: