I had a co-worker tell me in the middle of game 3 that she hoped GS won b/c she didn’t like LeBron. When I asked why she said he was as cocky as Kanye. Me:

#neverforgetMikaAintShit

Her and Tim Allen are about to loose their collective shit.

I read that headline a couple of times to make sure it said what I thought it said. I’m legit confused. I feel we’re not privy to something. A white woman lost her show for being racist? Does not compute.

One of the worst things about LEO (after all the unjustified killing and maiming), is when confronted with incontrovertible proof that the police were wrong they (or one of their bootlickers in the greys) will fall back on:

I know. A girl can dream ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’ll Venmo the $26.43 that I have on me to the first person that posts incontrovertible proof that this shitbag actually had a son who “died in Afghanistan while in combat with the Marines Corp.” The dude accosted people eating outside of McDonalds and then lied about them brandishing a gun. IMO, he’s a drunk and a…

My fever dream is for Tom fucking Brady to take a knee every got damb Sunday. Or even better, Eli Manning. What kind of knot would all these assholes twist themselves into trying to justify why their kneeling would be okay? I literally can’t imagine what would happen.

Huh, I din’t realize I was in the greys here. Back to AV Club and the Root!

Feinstein, who is 84, is running for her fifth term in the U.S. Senate.

Nah, they’ll still be protected because the union will eventually get them their jobs back (with backpay!) or the union will help them sue the city, settle for some ungodly number, and place them somewhere else (google it, it happens sooooo much).

The nonsense just slips on out when you don’t have lips to hold it back...

So I read this article and the one linked and can’t find the excuse the assholes gave for this. Brown illegally parked at 2am in front of a pharmacy, came out, talked to the cops, got tazed, and was eventually written a ticket for his illegal parking. I’m not missing anything? Because I’ve parked in handicap spots…

It doesn’t matter if the case gets eventually gets dismissed. If your dog bites the wrong person badly enough they’ll sue you. The dog owner will still have to take time off work, hire a lawyer, show up to court and prove becky brought this on herself.

She didn’t even ask. She reached in then she fucking demanded.

I agree except for wishing the dog bite. If the dog had drawn blood, the owner would have gotten in trouble (possibly sued depending how becky this becky decided to be) and the dog may have had to be put down. I hope this idiot catches a couple of felony charges, once the idiot decided to put hands (or feet) on a cop,…

Hey, Trumpanzees. Your MCM doesn’t know the difference b/w HPV and HIV and is out here raw dogging pornstars....

My nieces (ages 2-6) are black and the number white strangers who take it upon themselves to touch their hair is staggering to me. Yes, they are cute. Yes, their hair is cute. NO, you can’t touch little kids you don’t know you weirdos. I’ve taught the younger one to scream “SHAME DING DING DING” while shaking her fist…

In FL you could, especially if you lived somewhere with a HOA. I can’t speak to other places but if I came home and someone took it upon themselves to park in my driveway/lot I bet I could get them towed somehow.