I honestly don’t know what it would be like to be the Trump daughter your father didn’t want to date. That’s got to be its own special hell.

All that’s missing is “Stay sweet! Don’t ever change!”

Dear Colleen and Josh,

“Manditory minimums are terrible and need to be reduced! Except when I like them....”

I’m pretty sure it’s something like this:

Brad is subject to random drug/alcohol testing.

I don’t get 🏳️‍🌈 vibe from either one of them, but are there stories out there?

EYEROLL God can’t we just enjoy them? Not everything is an injustice. #sojezebel #thisiswhypeoplehateus

Kings, queens, princes and princesses fascinate people. Old world getting by in the new one. I’m not sure how feminism plays a role in cute kids. It can’t be good for you to be so critical about silly stuff. Are you stressed out a lot? I’m not being sassy, just genuinely curious.

Lol, I give enough of a shit to click on the article

Who has cocaine? *sniffs*

You know what that means? You gotta buy good pots. Not the cheapest one you find at lowes. Get pots that you love. Pots that make you happy.

IT IS NOT GOING TO BE A NIGHTMARE OF ANYTHING BECAUSE WE ARE ALL GOING TO IGNORE ANY NASTINESS. Don’t wade into the muck, ladies.

We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

Tell him:

My plan for the SNS tonight and I encourage everyone to do the same is to not reply or write to him directly. He needs our attention and we shouldnt give it to him. Let’s just inform the people who are in the dark about what he is really like when you peel back the cover a bit.

OR it could be that some commenters are annoyed that you hijack comment threads and hold everyone emotionally hostage, forcing internet STRANGERS into investing in your emotional well-being. You know, like you’re doing right now.

Well, that isn’t silencing “women”. So anyone saying that would be incorrect.