"Look Portia, I understand why you think some little game is newsworthy, since your last job was at E! hosting Fashion 911".
"Uh, it was Fashion 9/11 and it was immediately cancelled"

No doubt. His speech yesterday about the War on Terror was great.

I'm so far behind on TV that I'm starting to get two seasons behind on many shows instead of one. The horror!

You're right. I just think it would be a hilarious self-own for May to lose after she specifically called the snap election thinking she will win.

If Gianforte wins, then he rallied his base to vote. If Gianforte loses, then the liberal set him up to lose by provoking him. Either way, it's a win-win for the conservatives.

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Meanwhile, in Brazil, President Temer has gone on tape endorsing a bribe and its Supreme Court has allowed a criminal investigation on him to proceed. So, at least one major country's government appears to be more chaotic than ours right now.

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On the one hand, I don't see this ending well. On the other hand, his First Take interview was golden. When you average 2 PPG in college and think you can beat Jordan one-on-one, I kinda find it too good to hate.

I love Lavar Ball.

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Great news! Great News is…pretty good! I recommend it for 30 Rock fans who want something to watch while waiting for season 3 of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt to come out. Andrea Martin is a delight, plus Professor Whitman is a regular on there.

Please dont let the Palme choice be boring again…please dont let the Palme choice be boring again…Please dont let

87% turnout. Goddamn am I envious.

Yeah I immediately changed once I read the article instead of just the title.

You're just jealous because you have ethics.

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Hmmm. Funny. My post never called out a specific person…
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Blackhawks down 0-3 is still weird, though.

I'm not saying all of you who detest sports are alt-right dirtbags, but…\
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