I am surprised you didnt die after last year's Villanova heartbreak.

He actually told his supporters that he would make all their dreams come true. It was remarkable.

Friends, I am delighted to say that Horace and Pete…is good.

Lol I never heard of most of these people until November. The election changed my online habits significantly.

There has been some drama going on in my Twitter feed today that has ended with women posting pictures of their boobs and I cannot possibly ever explain this to anyone in my real world circle of friends.

Holy shit, there really is no difference anymore between Spicer and McCarthy Spicer. The motherfucker used visuals today!

A year ago at this time, we were discussing Trump's penis size.

Meanwhile, John Wick 2 has already earned 2x more than its budget!

"Garfield’s gender swapped 20 times over 2½ days (during which his religion was briefly listed as Shiite Muslim for some reason) before an administrator was forced to step in."

Yeah.

Hello, it is I: the person who took the debate this week on Garfield's gender seriously.

I bet you'll never guess which film critic broke Get Out's perfect Rotten Tomatoes score.

Now if we can just prove that every other famous alt-right person is a defender of pedophiles, then everything should turn out fine.

The movies poll this year is interesting. Out of twelve lists submitted, there were ten different number one choices, and none of them were for the movie that actually ended up with the most points. I don't think anyone will be upset as to what that #1 movie was, though.

Yeah

I believe it was Mr. Hitler who did it.

Yikes! Yeah, I will edit it.

HOLY SHIT, THE YEAR END LISTS ARE DUE TONIGHT AT 11:59 PM PST

I might extend the deadline for an extra day. I don't know.

TOMORROW IS THE DEADLINE FOR THE YEAR-END LISTS!!!!