Haskins, RG3, McNabb...wonder what the connection is?

The Washington Ha! Skins

He’ll be there long after Gruden. He just has to wait this year out then he can have a career ending injury next year as the starter.

Well, yeah, and the salary-cap was dreamt up by the billionaires who own the teams.

If any country was going to have a twin-scored goal...

People aren’t complete idiots

Men, continuing the disappointment. 

“You’d better use the force field you used with that bird, you big nerd because these hands are coming hot and ready.”

“I got a pressure point for ya pal, it’s called your throat and I’m about to punch it.”

The guy is a hero for standing up for what he believes in, in the face of an oppressive government.  The fact that he beats up Tai Chi dorks is icing on the cake.

Our (male) sideline reporter has been with the team for many years and got a couple purposeful, direct shots... but he sure as hell didn’t have multiple men dumping entire bottles on his head.

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

Ah, yes, our border with Mexico between El Paso and San Diego is the perfect place for a water-filled moat filled with wild animals that would need constant attention.

There’s a really simple way to settle this without all the he-said, she-said. Get the official, expert ruling of Andy Reid.

I refuse to read that chain and I don’t post on Twitter, but has anybody pointed out that similar to his examples, whatever he’s paid by ESPN is definitely many times too much?

This is so stupid. He’s saying free market price but the describing a theoretical price that HE IS COMING UP WITH and saying it’s too high.

Oh no! Not sham endorsements!

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

This is all so surreal. Surreal and fucking depressing.

No wonder Elway is such a Trump fan.

A reminder that the Broncos were rather recently Super Bowl champs with a stacked roster and one of the best defenses in the history of the sport. All they needed was a half-decent quarterback, Kaepernick wanted to go there, and Elway was willing to have him. But Elway insisted the Niners pay most of his salary…