I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

Looks like he took Gruden’s career advice to heart!

This is fake, right? I am reading The Onion now, aren’t I?

Erratic behavior, change in personality, impaired judgment, impulse control problems, aggression. I wonder what could have caused all this?

As others have suggested, yeah the Raiders come off as hilariously incompetent pedants here. It was never worth risking what Brown could do on the field just to prove some This Is Football points by fining him after it seemed they were on the way towards a potentially happy reunion. But... reserve the language of…

J! E! T! S!

To be fair, he did warn us yesterday that there would be no more games.

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

I’m a Chiefs fan and I’m shocked he didn’t get any suspension at all.

Tyreek had about 1600 all purpose yards and 13 TD last year. Ray Rice had 980 yards and 4 TD his last year in the league.

I don’t want to carry water for the NFL’s broken and ridiculous kangaroo court, nor do I want to be carrying water for potential domestic abusers, but I am also reticent to convict and ban people from employment without hard evidence.

“What will Antonio do next? Will Chucky’s head explode in a fine red mist? Will Carr sob uncontrollably to ‘leave Britney alone’? Who IS Mark Davis’ barber? All this and more, on the next episode of ‘Hard Knocks Of Our Lives’...”

This is exactly what I was afraid of after the double-doink happened: Nagy had a scapegoat to distract from his horrible offensive play-calling in the divisional round that necessitated a game-winning FG to begin with, and that he wouldn’t learn anything because he could just blame Parkey. And he hasn’t learned a…

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

It is almost comically on the nose that the Raiders would get in a dick measuring contest w/ their best player, only to Bobbitt themselves, because they could. 

I’m a Bears fan, I only drafted kickers

Aww man, I was excited to see Brown run forty yards downfield then thirty-five yards back to catch Carr’s deep ball.

I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.

HARD disagree! It’s not even the best of the 3 (thatd be 2). The Danny Elfman theme is prettu good, and obviously JK Simmons is great. But MJ is a totally useless character, Dunst/Maguire have little chemistry, the Green Goblin costume looks RIDICULOUS, pretty much any of the non J Jonah Jameson dialogue is cringey....

I know that it is a bad thing when Disney owns the IP of literally every major movie franchise ever (Disney, Pixar, Star Wars, Marvel), but in this case it really sucks! Tom Holland is great and the MCU as a whole is very enjoyable.