“What will Antonio do next? Will Chucky’s head explode in a fine red mist? Will Carr sob uncontrollably to ‘leave Britney alone’? Who IS Mark Davis’ barber? All this and more, on the next episode of ‘Hard Knocks Of Our Lives’...”

This is exactly what I was afraid of after the double-doink happened: Nagy had a scapegoat to distract from his horrible offensive play-calling in the divisional round that necessitated a game-winning FG to begin with, and that he wouldn’t learn anything because he could just blame Parkey. And he hasn’t learned a…

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

It is almost comically on the nose that the Raiders would get in a dick measuring contest w/ their best player, only to Bobbitt themselves, because they could. 

I’m a Bears fan, I only drafted kickers

Aww man, I was excited to see Brown run forty yards downfield then thirty-five yards back to catch Carr’s deep ball.

I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.

it’s like volleyball, but big!

Can’t, I’m at work.

Fun fact, the Japanese don’t eat whale for medicinal purposes to my knowledge. It’s simply been used as a food source. Interestingly, whale consumption peaked after WWII as a result of the United States urging the Japanese to eat whale meat due to the lack of other food sources. Currently the average Japanese person…

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

It’s a concern, but at some point maybe you just say running backs probably aren’t that valuable, or if they are, then three years of a prime back is worth it? No one complains that punters aren’t worth a 1st round pick...

Be a good person. The bar is set really fucking low.

You forgot to multiply.

Deepwater reference suggests so, but no way a Saints fan is pulling out Roman Gabriel.

Everybody talks about the pass interference play against the Saints. Sean McVay should be thanking those refs everyday for not obliterating the memory of what the Rams did on the previous drive. The Rams started at their own 9. They used about 6 minutes of the clock to drive all the way to New Orleans 1 yard line.…

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

Amazing, from Wikipedia: “From a review of historical depictions of the figure, it has been identified that the Giant’s current large erection is, in fact, the result of merging a circle representing his naval with a smaller penis during a 1908 re-cut: the navel still appears on a late 1890's picture postcard.”

HARD disagree! It’s not even the best of the 3 (thatd be 2). The Danny Elfman theme is prettu good, and obviously JK Simmons is great. But MJ is a totally useless character, Dunst/Maguire have little chemistry, the Green Goblin costume looks RIDICULOUS, pretty much any of the non J Jonah Jameson dialogue is cringey....

I know that it is a bad thing when Disney owns the IP of literally every major movie franchise ever (Disney, Pixar, Star Wars, Marvel), but in this case it really sucks! Tom Holland is great and the MCU as a whole is very enjoyable.