You can just say “Sopranos character.”

All, or at least virtually all, NFL head coaches are complete assholes. It’s a job requirement, I think.

“Coach-ish”: The Freddie Kitchens Story

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

Fact: that drive is still happening

Lol. Lay off the pipe.

Running the ball to eat clock, then quickly snapping before the 2 minute warning is something Andy Reid would be proud of.

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.

The Cowboys flicked, like a dry booger, back into the miserable soup of football mediocrity for another year...and done in (in part) by a fat guy. I cannot stop smiling about this. My God, this is why I care about sports. It's for moments like these. I'm gonna order another beer.

Because when you have two of the best skill position players in the game, you definitely have to side with your brain-made-of-jelly, held-together-with-duct-tape, soon-to-be-retired, whines-and-throws-everyone-else-under-the-bus, rapist, gray-dicked QB.

Labor strife? In Pittsburgh? During a time when US society is tilted wildly in favor of management and wealth?? Well I never.

Ben will probably just force him into signing. 

They clearly didn’t need Le’veon to narrowly miss the playoffs, I would assume they can narrowly miss the playoffs without AB too. Just you watch!

Alternate Title: Rainwater Run Off

they probably just edge the AFC North:

‘That player said a more level, a more even emotional approach would have been preferred.’

Okay, I really don’t like this move, but as part of the inevitable process of talking myself into this in order to set myself up for the inevitable crushing disappointment that I really should know better about by now, let me play devil’s advocate for a sec: I think you’re underestimating how little Gase had to work…

Sports aren’t fun. I don’t know why I waste so much time on this shit.

Ball hit ground while holding ball. Ground can't cause fumble. 

I love that she has the guts to clap back at these blowhards but is doing it in a way that is not calling them liars, sexists or alarmists, but by basically calling them idiots and making them prove their knowledge. I don’t think a lot of our politicians really know their stuff when it comes to constitutional law, tax…