You do realize that, in an argument with a Patriots/Red Sox fan, somehow YOU’RE the one that’s coming off like an asshole, right?

the whole “we needed to lose one” ideology is such bullshit. If your team needs to lose to be reminded that you aren’t perfect, your team is full of delusional idiots.

KD might want to wear a cup at their next practice.

Please stop having sex with useless people who don’t know holes. It only encourages them.

Baalke, at least in his heyday, was considered a master draft board manipulator. But that really only meant that he had one move: trading down for more picks. When he actually got those picks, he essentially took flyers on five or six players who had (maybe) two functioning ACL’s. Watching the result was a bit like…

“Okay, Rex. Who should fill in the rest of the season?”
“Well...I’ve heard some good things about Rex Ryan.”
“Alright, so we’ll have him finish out the sea...WAIT A MINUTE!”
At which point Rex runs out of the room like Zoidberg.

“I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”

Doug Whaley’s interview

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

Taylor’s a fascinating case. He rode the bench behind Joe Flacco for four years, but without gaining the mystique that backups in, say, New England or Denver or Green Bay tend to garner.

They wanted to get a jump on the Browns in locking up Jeff Fisher to a long term deal.

I’m not kidding. Companies do it by giving CEO’s and other top execs, who make tens of millions, company cars and housing because they have to be able to attract the “best talent”.

And what exactly would be “helping”? Treating them with respect?

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Coincidentally, starting in 2017, the President’s Weekly Radio Address will be known as “Toucher and Rich.”

To be fair, the 12th man stuff is lame as fuck.

Moore was asking legitimate questions. If Sherman didn’t want Moore “to go there” then Sherman probably should have kept his composure on the sideline instead of making a whole incident about it.

Part of why we use petroleum based products in every aspect of our lives is because it is easy to make such products when there are fewer restrictions in place, environment be damned. If I have to stop using ChapStick and start using something not based on petroleum, I’m cool with that. Perhaps with more restrictions…

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Haven’t seen someone spend this much time running around Philadelphia with inevitable disappointment on the horizon since Hillary Clinton.