I don’t use opioids. Just heroin and morphine like the good lord intended.

I will say, based on my personal knowledge of time spent with Eric Sugarman, his email reads exactly like he was chewing out the idiots who let a bottle of pills go missing.

Who said basketball wasn’t a contact sport?

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Yeah.....Columbus, Ohio is one of the first cities that pop into people’s minds when they think about the sun belt.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

Makes perfect sense. Broken tibias are always a calves problem.

Both Sombra and recently Winston have received (admittedly small) buffs, though.

Please.

as far as I’m concerned Shaq has a free pass based on this gif alone

You’re forgeting the fundamental intent of pro-lifers: The problem isn’t killing a baby: it is allowing the woman the freedom to chose. Every step int their argument forces the woman to defer to the opinion and rules of another - preferably a man - in order to proceed. If the woman wanted the child and she did…

The only one with more bad crease-work is Jim Harbaugh.

There’s always next year!

Time to begin the 2017 edition of Cardinal Numbers!

Counterpoint: No.

More like this video:

I ref squirt and peewee leagues. ($36 per game). Even 10-year-old defensemen get salty. I gave a misconduct to a kid for calling me a “fucking asshole” when I caught him buttending an opponent on a faceoff. Since these kids can’t and shouldn’t drop the gloves, you have to drop the hammer. I gave him a major penalty…

Maybe the refs would be nicer if for just once the players tried using carrots instead of sticks.

Time to live up to your name, Torch-In-Sky.