“allegedly ‘happily cavorting backstage’ with performers from Crazy Horse’s topless cabaret show.”

Those photos prove absolutely nothing but it’s nice to see Lizzo’s hard work muddying the court of public opinion through fluff pieces like this one. Believe victims (unless we like the alleged wrongdoer). 

It was a bit unprofessional, but you’re trying to make it more than what it actually was...which is just as weird.

Yeah you totally want your security guards giving their phone numbers out to a bunch of potentially underage girls on the job.

After everything, Britney Spears is reportedly considering reconciling with her dad, Jamie Spears. You know, the one who put her in a conservatorship in the first place. Whatever our queen wants, I will support her, I guess. [TMZ]

the idea that a man might be unsettled by a woman newly embracing her freedom is sadly nothing new

They could have just written:”Granted we don’t have a ton of legitimate evidence for what really went down, but let’s wildly speculate and impugn this guy’s character anyway! Hopefully the rabid Brittany fans will make his life hell and give us more content.”

Granted, we don’t have a ton of legitimate evidence of what really went down, but the narrative that Sam may have preferred Britney’s lifestyle before the conservatorship fell checks out. With a conservatorship still intact, Sam would have less of a direct caretaking role and more of the shiny benefits of existing as…

“We will hold onto the love and respect we have for each other and I wish her the best always,” Asghari continued, before adding a bizarrely glib, “shit happens.” The statement then concluded with a plea for “everyone including media to be kind and thoughtful.”

I’ll probably get kicked for this. However, I think the parent of the child should be held accountable as well. Parents aren’t teaching their children a damn thing.

Dude, stop being a dunce. He clearly knew that it was a conservatorship back when it all took place. And wrote about it in 2011. The guy made over $30M in his NFL career. What the hell did he do with all that money?

In other news, calls for Ralph Fiennes to be tried in the Hague for war crimes for his role as Amon Goeth in Schindler’s List have reached a fever pitch.

No one is asking Tim McGraw to make a statement even though he played the husband who is just as a greedy and awful.

the man’s wife, who allegedly called the actress a “lunatic.”

So it’s the incels in the companies whining.

I was hoping the silence about this over the last day was purposeful on Jez’s part, but I guess y’all are really just behind.

Once a safe, effective birth control method becomes available for men (aside from vasectomy or condoms), I’ll be sure to pitch a fit because it doesn’t impact me directly.

Perhaps these men can wipe their tears with all the extra dollars they get from the gender pay gap or they can take a boner pill that their health insurance covers as they sit at the top of the corporate food chain, surrounded by other men who look like them, while they commiserate over how downtrodden they are.

So a couple of millionaires tried to buy a house from a third millionaire for millions upon millions of dollars—but one of the millionaires involved is saying he lacked capacity to do the deal for somewhat understandable reasons. I’m having a difficult time mustering sympathy here; no one involved seems like they’re…

It is pretty fucked up that the black manager of the store who actually gave the “call the police” order wasn’t fired while the white regional manager who wasn’t even there was fired. $26M fucked up? No, but our court system does weird things sometimes with punitive damages. I’m sure a good chunk of that is going to…