So married people have to do everything together now? Shit, I better tell my husband he can’t go on any more boys’ trips without me.

I heard that the illuminati had a secret contract with the greys to shoot down Aaliyah’s plane with laser beams. They were afraid she was about to spill the beans on their evil Bratz knockoff doll cabal.

he really should have kept that one too himself. was he expecting a gold star? that’s so embarrassing. if you think about it, his daughter has probably told him to stop using that word and why it’s bad to use that word over years and years. that whole time he was walking around the house saying the f word laughing. it…

I mean, almost every work of crime fiction takes inspiration in one way or another from actual events. I don’t think anyone is going to look at the film and think it’s trying to be an accurate representation of her experiences.

The likelihood that talcum powder is related to ovarian cancer is so close to zero as to not be observably different. The claim is it only affects the ovaries and not any other part of the body it is directly applied to or might encounter on the way to the ovaries.

She is owed every damn penny to which her contract entitles her. If Disney wanted to change the circumstances for her movie, they needed to renegotiate the deal and pay her her fair share. A contract is a contract, and rich movie stars have as much right to insist that their employers follow through as the average…

This is a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad take.

You stopped going to movie theaters 20 years ago because actors get paid?

OK

I’m trying to understand what we’re going for with this take on Damon’s take on the relationship.

fuck off jamie

I genuinely don’t think I fully understand this logic. My parents have a pool and maybe have to put the garden hose in twice a year to bring it back to fully filled. Even then, its not going from completely empty to full—just the hose goes in for 20-30min and then thats about it. I’m all for telling rich people they…

He sorta looks like a one-off redneck asshole who would be in a Justified episode for the sole purpose of Raylan humiliating him.

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I understand that this is dirtbag, so the flippant tone is expected, but it seems oddly callous and weird to me that you’re treating a situation involving alleged guardianship abuse as a sibling rivalry. If Britney Spears’ testimony is anything to go by, she holds her entire family responsible for the abuse she has…

I watched the first two episodes, and while they were entertaining, it was basically the same show Murphy has been doing since season one of AHS and nearly every season ever since. Oh wow, if you die in the house/hotel/campground you’re trapped there forever, how original!

I really like the bits with the soulless, ravenous monsters who threaten to destroy humanity. You know, the lawyers.

As if there aren’t scumbags in the military. A huge, huge number of cops actually come directly from the military. Which has all kinds of bad effects.

And now you’ve got me thinking about how Eleanor Shellstrop would totally hit on an alternate version of herself.

Didn’t he try and play the I’m-a-frail-old-man act (ala Weinstein) in court? And suddenly he’s magically healthy and full of life enough to attempt a full on tour? Fuck him and fuck anyone who gives him their money, indeed.