Four tips for not mastering the mandolin slicer:

Now teach them to eat breakfast

I would stand in line to buy a Heisenberg

03-04 Mercury Marauder

Phones die and are needed for other stuf in these cases

Bravo from a Bay Area native. That map is hella tight

"Naples has some Baltimore-style slums" I love The Wire too Raphael

Sega sucks, lightskinned Jesus has spoken

Raider fans win in the parking lot, not in the stadium

As long as its that dragon from Mulan with Eddie Murphys voice its all good

Already spotted in Oakland, Ca

Churchs Chicken Biscuits > Popeyes Chicken Biscuits

COSIGN! I live in Nor Cal and couldnt have said it any better. If the Warriors hadnt just changed owners (Cohan to the Lacob group) youd have the two worst ownerships in sports within a 60 mile radius

I loved driving in Montana. Open highway, no traffic as far as the eye can see and no Highway Patrol in sight. Basically encourages you to drive like Racer X everywhere you go

*Projectile vomits on laptop*

Devils Canyon Brewery in Redwood City, Ca will let you BYOG. I dont know if they are supposed to but I have gotten one myself

This will come out by the time I platinum MGS4

No woman has a bulge that you can see from the back... Now off to vomit uncontrollably and douse my eyes with bleach

EA should just quit. 2K killed live again when they announced right analog ball control. Its like they said "all 10 of you hold outs have no reason to wait for Live anymore"

Peering around corners in Metal Gear, throwing out runners in MLB the Show, side swiping other drivers in ModNation and Kicking goals in FIFA FTW