No true Jalop would pull over for an unmarked car, ijs

STACY DASH WAS IN PLAYBOY?!?!?!?!? How do I miss stuff like this SMH

I had a wood grain Startac back in the days. I was the shit for approximately 6 months and then the color screen phones came out and shit all over my cell phone hierarchy LMAO

“Let’s direct our energy toward the men who are doing the bad stuff.”

James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman were also acceptable answers

Unfortunately, its not a law but something that the correctional officers have negotiated through unions so that they can have phone access during their shifts. Inane, I know

Ive been under some type of water restriction as a California native for my whole life all because Ed Brown wanted to build an aquaduct to justify idiots living in the desert. I wonder who profits from those water rights now? 

They used to have Yoshinoyas in California, I miss that chain. Rice bowls were the best

Ive been looking for a parts car longer than it took me to find my driver lol

88 Thunderbird Turbo Coupe currently kicking my ass. So unfortunately Ill have to pass on these beauties. For the record, that Viking 6 made my knee caps hard

I second Popeyes chicken as being amazing but I only went to the one on Canal st so thats the only one I can speak to. There are no teenagers in site in that kitchen just a bunch of older ladies handling serious chicken business. If you ignore the franchise touches, this would pass as a solid soul food choice…

THOSE. ARE. AWESOME!!!!!

Give me an 85/86 LTD LX or no LTD at all

Dont be intimidated by eating better, your diet is fucked up but I know how it is trying to make your dollar stretch. You can make your own pasta for just as cheap per serving but way better for you. Box of pasta is a buck and you can find decent pasta sauce for another 1.50-2.00 and make 4-5 servings maybe more. You…

The OBD sensors literally install in seconds and you can find for less than $20. Worthy investment especially if you consider they read all the check engine codes

Wish I could like this 10x

Under The Cherry Moon is a better movie than Purple Rain imo, its the Prince movie your friends have never seen/heard of.

You sound like you just dont like beer in general. I love beer and I think its pretty good.

Couldnt name it 40-water because the inevitable idiot who would sue because they thought it was all the water they needed to drink.

Sounds like you are cooking hot. Try cooking your stew at a lower temp