This is lawyering beyond anything I’m familiar with. It’s the legal equivalent of this:

Right. My cousin was fine one day and the next day the police found her wandering half-dressed along the interstate not even knowing where she was.

I don't know. Are you?

This Goddamn man-beaver hybrid abortion is working my last damn nerve. I hope one of those thoughtful casseroles is full of salmonella and e. coli and botulism.

that’s the America we’ve been fighting for all this time.

and fuck this piece of shit, too

As a former, “I don’t get the hype?”, she got my interest peaked with “The Archer”, which is a perfect song. Folklore won me over, I have converted to the church of TSwift. So many songs that reference ghosts, I am here for it.

Yes I enlarged it and can see that’s him.

When I was in middle school, my church would frequently host Jews For Jesus to come give propaganda talks that would better enable us to witness to actual Jewish people, and when I got to college I learned that our chapter of the Interfaith Council didn’t have any Jewish people in it because the evangelicals kept…

Madison Cawthorn is a stripper/porn star name.

She’s such a badass on and off the pitch. On the pitch, this is my favorite moment of hers, which she shared with Abby Wambach. Team USA was about to be eliminated from the 2011 Women’s World Cup, but then the perfect cross from Rapinoe changes the outcome. It’s still the latest game ever scored in any World Cup.

When I was first dating my husband, he asked me to use Pinterest to find some hairstyles that he could show the stylist at his next hair appointment. I thought Darren Criss has similar hair texture so I pinned a few pics of him. Ever since whenever my husband goes on Pinterest, his feed is just topless photos of…

or the support of BLM

History tells me that if he had an actual moral failing, the church would probably be covering for him rather than firing him. This might be like “said police should stop killing black people”.

“Jersey MTV Show” is my favorite idea for the off-brand Halloween costume of Snooki.

As someone very familiar with the inner workings of evangelical churches, likely the moral failure was on Hillsong’s side. Either actions, or theological, and when the young pastor tried to confront it he clashed more and more with the church leadership. I’ve seen this play out a few times.

I mean, it could be good…

It makes me angry. One of the worst offenders is lobster mac n cheese. I love lobster but it always ends up overcooked and makes the whole dish taste fishy, not decadent.

Last year we had a potluck at work and a co-worker brought in chili with raisins and pepitas. I feel the same way about Drake’s mac ‘n’ cheese as I did about that co-worker’s chili: what the fuck was even happening there?

It wasn’t that there wasn’t much they could do. There was absolutely, positively, completely NOTHING they could have done to stop this.

Within 4 years, we will have a Supreme Court with 13 justices with all the new ones appointed by Biden.