But wait! We don’t want him back in NJ! NO!

I just zoned out for a minute and was surprised when I realized it was still going.

This is the best story.

This is really awesome.

Saw The Movielife and The Starting Line the other night and felt the same way.

Did you mean you found MY old iPod? Because I’m pretty sure that’s what this is. Has to be.

Aladdin and Sonic 2 FOREVER.

Well known fact that anyone calling in to NJ 101.5 is an idiot to begin with.

People. Have we learned nothing? Stop responding to this person.

BRB gonna barf.

These two are painfully stupid.

Action Bronson was on the radio this morning saying he was supposed to be at the game with him, but got stuck in Alaska for an emergency surgery.

YOU NEED TO FIND OUT.

This gave me chest pains.

WHAT.

Holy. Shit.

Can we all just collectively stop replying to this person.

In high school, my friends and I liked to drive around NJ and head to the different Weird NJ spots that were somewhat close to where we grew up. Actually, that’s a lie, THEY would drive around, I usually opted out because I’m a wuss. I decided to join them on their trip to the site of the “Hookerman” in a town close…

Ugh reading this makes me want to BARF from fear.

I was with you up until the Newark restaurants part. Newark Portuguese food is damn good.