One of the biggest realizations of my life is how much of the world is run on complete b*** s***.

Missing the point. Hundreds of thousands of people of color have been hit with worse labels for far less amounts.

Alien Expert.

“YOU GUYS this is all a mistake. I can clear it up. I normally pay off my parking tickets straight away. I need to get to the hospital and was only there a minute and and ... What is this is something else? You found WHAT? DRUGS? Erm ... Sorry for crying. I’m just really confused right now. ”

“I’m middle class, white and pretty - consequences aren’t for people like me, right? Right?”

Maybe I’m just jaded, but a DEA agent dad making frequent trips to Panama seems like a pretty good way to re-up.

That’s the smile of a girl who is used to getting away with shit.

I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?

Do you know how racist Irving is? Sue the hell out of ALL of them.

I’m still going with the “no one actually thought he had a bomb” theory. Seriously, if they thought it was a bomb the clock would have been left in the classroom, the entire school would have been evacuated, and the bomb squad would have come in to detonate it. Instead they send this poor kid to the office with his…

As ~4 million years of life on Earth show, nothing lasts forever. This whole article is nothing but one big transhumanist wank. Dvorsky asks his transhumanut crackpot friends to promote their own, ahem, “work.” It’s not surprising a bunch of cranks who hate their own mortality and want to deny death with computers…

Did you miss the part where he went to inpatient rehab for alcohol abuse?

That’s great except for the “just got out of rehab” part and the “getting ready to piss away his NFL career” part.

It’s a classic dog whistle. You know it’s weird, but you’re made to feel weird for asking about it.

My favorite part of the new NFL is how the announcers will discuss, at length along with telestrater assisted replay to diagnose an injury: collarbone? Dislocated shoulder? How about what ligament it was in the knee?

Guy gets a concussion? “Looks a little shaken up on the play.”

I think this goes a long way toward explaining why crazy racists hate him so much. He doesn’t just have the huge smile and the audacity to express joy while he’s succeeding/enjoying football, but he also looks so fucking good doing it. He’s a reasonably charming Adonis who is built like he was cut out of stone. He’s…

That pre-draft scouting report slamming Newton’s “fake smile” is still one of the weirder most racist things I’ve ever read.

That pre-draft scouting report slamming Newton’s “fake smile” is still one of the weirder things I’ve ever read.

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

Yeah, it’s the lawyer who’s the money-hungry scumbag in this scenario. Not the companies who wrote a bullshit loophole in the gambling laws and shoehorned that loophole as a rider into a homeland security bill that nobody wanted to vote against, and then exploited that loophole for millions of millions of dollars.