Moms everywhere: of course I can push your buttons better than anyone else. I installed the damned buttons.

The statement is not in any way incorrect. This is a man who has been held in high esteem for his weight loss which he was more than happy to parlay into a paying gig thanking Subway, and Subway ALONE for the changes to his body.

The reason the defence went with this is because Fogle is “only” charged with raping teen girls, but was in possession of pornography that showed much younger children. So he’s not an ephebophile. He’s an opportunistic pedophile who could only be brought on charges of raping teen girls, despite being recorded on tape…

I’m sorry, but rape is a real thing and minimizing the feelings of insecurity a lot of women have is not ok. Women should be able to feel secure in the public space.

The pornography his buddy produced and shared with him featured six and ten year old girls. He also bragged - and was recorded - about how great it felt to rape 8 year old boys during his trips to Thailand for that purpose. He asked multiple people for access to “really young girls,” which, considering his porn and…

Given that Mussolini himself once described fascism as a merger of the corporate and the state, his candidacy has been a facist one from day one.

Oh, hey /pol/, welcome to The Slot. No, fascism is not an expression of the left. I know it’s trendy right now for you clowns to seize on the “socialist” in “national socialist German workers’ party,” but it has as much relevance as random tin-pot dictators calling their governments democracies.

Read Umberto Eco’s “Eternal Fascism” essay and Hannah Arendt’s “Origins” - then tell me that the Right Wing is not in the midst of a fascist movement.

YES! More gold stars for me!

Pedantry is pedantic. ;)

Bless your heart.

Rapid weight loss he also attributed to the brand’s product, which he has been touting for years as a spokesperson.

This is why Godwin’s Law isn’t always a bad thing in my eyes. Sometimes, things CAN be analogous to Nazism and calling it out is apt and accurate.

The Right has spent so much effort falsely equating Obama and Liberalism with Hitler and Nazism that they're completely oblivious to the fact that they've become a Fascist movement. It's rather brilliant actually. Goebbels would be impressed.

The attorneys reported that Granacher found “weak evidence” of pedophilia and pronounced Fogle “very treatable.”

Just how absurd all of this backlash of Newton is? Today on First Take (sans SAS and Bayless—what a surprise!), Kate Fagan and others were defending J.J. Watt being J.J. Watt, saying and doing goofy stuff and slamming Andy Dalton, all because he “didn’t get the joke”.

Ah yes. Russell Wilson. The perfect black man for the white fan.

You can call it a strawman all day long, but that’s untrue. The upset about Trump is his inability to recognize that $1m is an objectively large sum. Do you need help determining other objective aspects of reality? Do you have to have someone around to remind you that fire is hot, or that playing in traffic is…

“...the mores of your world” Do you live on a different planet? That might explain why you don’t understand the objective value of $1m. You do not have to poll people to determine if it’s a large amount of money; you just need to use basic math.