Thank you for saying this. It was, to put it another way, a two hour trailer, without the voiceover of “In a world gone mad”...

Tom Hardy was essentially not relevant to the movie, but you couldn’t call the movie “Furiousa”, I imagine. It was a horrible movie, beautifully shot and with brilliant action choreography.…

We are basically entering George Miller’s mind/world. The film is written with storyboards (with the help of 6 artists). A ‘script’ was only made later based on the storyboard.

For real though, the movie had a really interesting point to make about self-determination. It’s not just about the women, who were born and bred to give birth or give milk-although THAT particular theme was plainly obvious-the “war boys” were born to be slaves, too, destined to go to war and die to go to Valhalla.…

Please please please do more Hysterical Man reviews!!

IIRC Laura Ingalls Wilder (author of Little House on the Prairie) later claimed her family was in the area when the Benders were about their bloody business. Really would have punched those books up.

Natalie Raitano. And I’m going to forgive your lack of respect, due to her undeniable hawtness. (She’ll probably kick your ass herself tho. First pic is from 2014.)

You know that that study doesn’t prove that that behavior is “hardwired”, it just proved that that behavior exists, right?

Holy crap, you made columns.

Honestly when I get dumped I go into a cycle of “all men suck” so it likely wouldn’t matter HOW attractive the dude was.

It’s called white privilege.

You’re not serious right? Danny Glover was AWESOME in Predator 2 and I will not hear different.

Well, if they want to keep the 1st Unicorn Calvary Unit in top shape, they need virgins to ride them.

Those are some large hymen holes if they can accommodate two fingers.

“two finger test”

Nonsense. Danny Glover is awesome and I posit that Predator 2 is the best of the franchise. And that tagline!

That was basically the 90s Remington Steele, right? She’s the ditzy face fronting a team of legitimate badasses?

Playboy Playmate turned popular TV star Pamela Anderson thought movie star was the next rung in her ladder when she accepted the title role of Barb Wire, based on the racy comic heroine.

That’s debatable. I kept expecting Brody to have an asthma attack.

Brian Bosworth and Hulk Hogan are on my short list for a z-team Expendables knock-off called The Dispensables, alongside Michael Dudikoff, Christopher Lambert, Mario Van Peebles, Oliver Gruner, Carl Weathers and Michael Biehn.

Hey now, Vanilla Ice was a crucial part of the seminal action flick Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.