This is not a good plan at all. We must move forward, Not backwards, Upwards, not forward and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

We are all still waiting for that.

I kind of know who the bands are. I just have no idea who is famous and how famous they are. And then it bites me in the rear when I say things like, "ohh, I'll just get my wife Adele tickets for Christmas."

(Don't tell her about the merkin!)

My wife already has a collection of clothes that have man's chest hair all over them.

It's a poo romper, yet you would need to take it off to poo.

I am way out of touch of who is famous and who sells out where anymore.

Is Lorde really hockey arena famous?

I happened to be in the Czech Republic shortly after they joined the EU. And I would spend days travelling around Germany with Czechs who were applying for entry level jobs at supermarkets, restaurants and bars. I was just going for the ride. I learned so much that summer.

Lidl is the arch enemy of Aldi. Well, just main competitor. And I get them mixed up all of the time too because of the similar color scheme.

It is almost the same story of the Dassler brothers who split their sporting goods business into two different brands. Adolf Dassler formed Adidas and Rudolf Dassler formed Puma. The original name of Puma was Ruda, And then somebody informed him that was a simply terrible name.

They are brothers!

Ohh laa dee daa, Mr. Fancy Pants.

Alex Jones: Now Un-pre-dysentery!

Aldi's should just change their name to "Color Blind Trader Joe's".

You would figure Rocky's brother would be better at dodging cars in the parking lot.

I know whenever I see an total idiot, my first response is to give him a megaphone.

As far as I know, the blood in Zatoichi was supposed to look ridiculous. It was part of the aesthetic Takeshi was going for.

It is a an old Japanese/ Asian tradition of ending movies with dance numbers. Japanese movies used to always end with a happy ending. And then BAM! musical! It is still present in a lot of Bollywood films.

People who should have chosen better majors in college.