You’re “team no helmet” but lost interest because he took it off?

Why? It’s not realistic to assume a human in a suit can just live in that suit forever. That’s video game stuff. If adapting to a filmed drama, it needs a little more realism. Case in point, an injury can’t be treated while wearing a suit. Take suit off, treat injury. I think trying to shoot an entire series where…

I disagree with that. I understand that 3 is divisive because Rockstar basically took the Max Payne franchise and made it more in line with their GTA franchise, but man the one thing that does keep me coming back to that game is the gameplay—it’s just so fun.

Probably the closest a game has ever come to capturing that…

nah.  Max’s arc is basically done in Max Payne 3.   

Could they just make Max Payne 4 instead? Honestly, if you’re only updating the presentation (e.g. Dead Space remake), a remaster is more than enough. Remakes should be reserved for games that are being fundamentally changed (e.g. RE2&3 remakes).

Who the fuck cares?

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool 

This was expected. You can only polish a turd so much. And Chrono Cross is just objectively not a good game. The plot is largely nonsense. There are way too many characters, most of which are unnecessary, and many of which have exceptionally obnoxious accents. The fact that you can auto-heal for free after every…

“retaining the value of your purchase”

Not so sure about that.

Do you think somebody who spent $100,000 on a car in this game feels like they’ve “retained their value” because they got a generic replacement car in a different game?

Kotaku must be one of the most toxic and horrible places to work. You all have been trained and conditioned by an advertising algorithm to bitch and moan about everything. It’s no secret that ad algorithms reward negativity. On top of that Kotaku has droves of mindless drones who nod their heads in agreement with…

Dude, some people in here smokin some good stuff if they think Q2 is better than even Doom 1

Quake III played better. I know the pandemic has been hard, you should see a psychiatrist for that unchecked mental disorder.

OK, so now the question becomes: who sounds craziest? Denzel’s quote here, or Smith’s acceptance speech? They must have had PCP in the hand sanitizer at the Oscars.

If this fucking rips the lid off Denzel, so much the better

I didn't know Denzel Washington was an actual crazy person 

It’s okay buddy, you don’t need to take it so seriously, especially to the point of multiple paragraphs. It’s a tongue in cheek about game journalists needing their own difficulty.

good

Forbidden west is Zero dawn with a new name. Stop pretending it’s something new!

Sifu seems to be really polarizing.  The people who love it really love it, but the people who don’t really don’t.  Polygon left it off their “best of 2022 so far” list as well, and gave it a middling review.