"Why didn't the semi brake?"

I'll drink to that!

Wing tests are awesome, this is one of my favorite images:

How does that affect their sports car offerings? That's atrocious logic. By your thinking then, the i8 sucks because it's a hybrid and the fact that BMW makes the i3 which is an electric city car means that the M5 must suck. BMW only makes fast versions of luxury sedans. Mercedes does the same while also making real…

haha. Thank you. You can't win em all. The biggest thing I've learned over the last year is how to ignore idiots.

Did about 85 percent of my miles in Atlanta.

Hahahaha

Also I bet a lot of the annoying attention would disappear in a more subtly colored car.

holy balls i'm not gray! yay!

Quiz won't give a result. Could be the internet connection, but the quiz itself worked. Also, can I get hoisted from the gray pit of anonymity?

You know the throttle pedal isn't a switch, right. You can gradually roll-in more power instead of mashing the gas.

An STI is 42k+. 42K for a 10 year old engine. Way too much money for all of it. If the Focus is AWD it'll be in the same bracket.

Please warn of NSFW material beforehand. *sploosh*

Its android, so it can do much more than your iphone 6plus can.lol

Curtis? This is Malcolm. Are you free tomorrow afternoon? I don't care, cancel it. I need you to wait in line for me.

please make it stop.

the purser has transferred to Malaysia Air where all nuts a served roasted or go missing

OK, since I got a little heat, let me throw this at ya. It was the second experience I thought of when I read this story & I appreciate the community feel here:

I went to San Diego zoo recently & was being eye fucked by the dominant male. There were 80 people checking out the exhibit & this dude is just chillin in the back. gansta leanin against his fake cave opening. That fucker tracked me as I walked from one end of the paddock to the other. Did he move a muscle? Turn…