Real tough talk when it’s obvious Chuck hasn’t touched a green in decades.

Mike, I don’t have the right words. So I’ll just say get well soon. We’ll be excited to have you back, but take your time to recovery fully. Until then, I’ll be thinking of you as I type away on my mechanical keyboard (MX Blues, BTW, to annoy my coworkers).

They were just pullin for their team.

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.

Please allow me to speak for my fellow Eagles fans when I say this: FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCKIN SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!!!!!

She’s in costume as Nissa, an MTG character. But way to go being a dickhead about a 7 year olds clothes, hope you’ve had a good day.

$5 says he has at least three dead hookers stashed in his basement.

Why does he hate America and the troops?

jeesus christ that armor looks horrible

There are days I wish I was capable of caring about stuff that way. I mean, can you imagine? I think the entire NFL could fold and it would merit a shrug.

don’t forget the lacrosse stick!

I enjoyed the smaller, funnier details. Like all of the white people sports that were displayed throughout this movie. Badminton, in the basement there was a dart board, ping pong table, foosball table.

Also, shout out to Alison Williams’ performance. Even when we saw the old photos, I assumed she was getting hypnotized to have all of her past interests wiped from her memory right up until the bit with the keys. And she made a great determined psychopath at the end, would like to see her in more roles like that.

In an earlier scene, he bends his head all the way down to his wrist and tries to chew the restraints off. The whole point of that was just to demonstrate that he could in fact reach his ears with his fingers.

The top comment on the reddit discussion thread for the movie noted that Chris escaped the basement by literally picking cotton. If that’s intentional, and I’m inclined to believe it is...brilliant.

yep thats what we did. made a 3 day weekend out of it. Novel, original jokes be dammed! (throws snowball at santa)

Damnit, my bad, man, I keep forgetting the Kinja settings.

Oh, they do. I worked Xbox live support, and so many kids/teenagers/moms called in to report a complaint about their ban. One of the few times I enjoyed that job was explaining to a mother that her son was using an Xbox camera to send nudes to girls he met online. She calmly said, “Thank you, bye.” and hung up. I keep…