I wish I had a little bit more output to go toe to toe. My conditioning, my output was just behind Manny Pacquiao’s tonight. Tonight was a blessing and a lesson.”

It’s amazing how much we’ll fuck them up in a few years.

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

I respect this womans hustle. She is click bait incarnate and she is making bank of it now.

his mom’s cooter and subpar implant placement

I approve of this new Broad City reboot

Holy shit, I missed that he went for the flag, almost like he thought he could cover it up or something. Just amazing.

“I just don’t get why african americans have such an issue with a symbol of the south’s heritage.”

See, he doesn’t support slavery.

Would you like to engage in fisticuffs with me?

We are a deeply unserious country.

“being someone’s daughter actually isn’t a career qualification.”

No problem. I’m on summer vacation. I have all day to find these instead of write my curriculum.

turtles are long-lived creatures.

How's the mouthfeel?

How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?

Grit

Well, this got sexy