notsocuddly
notsocuddly
notsocuddly

You thinking this will be the stone that hits him is cute.

See, I still feel he’d pay to have that done.

She shouldn’t have to bother herself with the labor of it all.

I’m not so sure they would fight for her. They ain’t even come out from behind the counter. They treated it like she was in the wrong.

I think what convinced me that this was legit was how the fight was won off a punch landed by fingers.

Momentum swings have to start somewhere.

So, you’re saying she goes hardcore in the paint, or that she likes it from 3? Which is it?

I’m not sold he hit his head.

That’s sexual harassment.

There’d be no room in our jails for the terrorists.

I’m guessing we tried to ship out UhOh Porter and the Suns said, “No thanks, but we’ll take that other kid.”

I smiled, but Trashcan Lannister is next level.

Been on the keto diet for the past 3 months.

I don’t care if you’re Neo in the Matrix. I still get some love as the kid who died firing that Tommy gun and going out like a savage with my formulas and graphs.

It’s like he needed help sliding.

There are guys I work with who bring friends into the bathroom with them. They also choose the middle stall first when using our 3 stall setup.

I flew to that link like a moth to the flame.