Poor Josh Rosen didn’t even have time to scream.

You do know that some people like that sort of thing, right?

Not so much beefing as the Celtics are putting the Eastern Conference on notice. 

“It was an emotional reaction to a sponsor’s use of the phrase that caused me to tweet.”

That’s what I was thinking she was planning before it got awkward and became harassment. Like, if he’d have smiled at her first couple of demands, she would have gotten flirty.

I guess I’m ready for more...

Some form of fuck you should take the place for all greetings he receives. Like when he goes to the bank and walks up to a teller, they should respond, “Go fuck yourself. How can I help you today?”

I’m enjoying this image of him waking up, stretching, and opening his window for a little sunshine and fresh air when someone yells, “Go fuck yourself, Carlson!”

In front of a camera. With random strangers yelling at him to get it right. Under pressure.

Sure, but he didn’t miss him. He was close enough to ensure they’d both go down together.

“I did not say that, if I did say that I would be surprised.”

He wasn’t even holding the bag. He was carrying it, suspended over his back.

Changed because it’s the same difference or because he didn’t want to offend 6-year olds?

but unfortunately the NFL isn’t like the NBA, where a beloved but declining old-timer like Dirk Nowitzki can be buried a bit deeper in the rotation so as to avoid actively harming the team.

He just doesn’t realize he’s one of 45's, “good ones.”

I choked on my eggs trying to figure out the face he’d be making while concentrating on the footwork.

Holder told those in attendance when Republicans “go low” Democrats should “kick them.”

“racist against gays”

Is this an early Goldie Hawn sighting?

This is new to me, but it won’t be for much longer.